My last
post ended with us leaving the Galapagos Islands for Lima on Monday, October
15. We had a layover in Guayaquil where my dad and I got lunch at some little
restaurant. The cool thing about this place was that they had buzzers on the
table that you could push to receive service. It was awesome! The waiters
didn't come by three times to ask if we were finally ready, and we got the
check exactly when we wanted it. Nifty.
Our hotel
in Lima was nice, but strange in some ways. There were two beds, just as we
asked for, but there was about an inch between them. And in order for my dad to
get out of bed, he basically had to step into the bathroom. It wasn't even a
tiny room, it was just strangely organized.
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| Lovers Park |
Tuesday we
started with brunch at the hotel (a buffet with lots to choose from), and then
we went on a 3-hour tour of the city. This was pretty much one of my favorite
tours (besides the Galapagos). Our tour guide, Sheila, had the perfect balance
of providing information without overwhelming us for 3 solid hours. Our tour
covered the Plaza de Armas, City Hall, and the Cathedral, where we were able to
go down into the catacombs and see where 25-30,000 people were buried. SO many
bones. Some of these buildings did not allow pictures, so it's harder to remember
what we saw in each place. After the tour we just wanted to relax, so we sat in
our hotel room watching movies all afternoon/evening. It was so nice. We went
downstairs for dinner at the hotel, and then packed our things (while watching
more movies).
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| I think this is where Francisco Pizarro is buried. |
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| Catacombs under the Cathedral! We couldn´t take pictures down there, but we could take them through the grates in the floor of the Cathedral. |
Wednesday
we had another buffet breakfast, and then we were taken to the airport for our
flight to Cusco! It was a relatively quick flight, but we had to circle the
Cusco airport once because the tailwind was too strong. This was also when I
realized that I'm just more prone to altitude sickness than other people - we
had been taking pills to help with the altitude for a couple days (and I spent
5 weeks in Ecuador for crying out loud), but after landing it felt like I was
hyperventilating in my seat, and I was sweating like crazy because they turned
off the air in the plane for the descent. That combination kind of makes you
think you're dying. After getting our bags, we met up with our driver and guide
who took us to our hotel. At this point I was having difficulty comprehending
the things around me and I was incredibly tired, but at the hotel the guide
wanted to go over our next 4 days in detail. FORTUNATELY she wrote everything
down, either on a map or on our printed itinerary. I really appreciated that considering
I had no idea what was going on at the time, haha.
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| So many sides, and the rocks all fit together so well! |
After that
we had a couple hours to rest before our 3-hour city tour. Here's a tip: DO NOT
plan any kind of tour your first day in a high-altitude city (particularly over
10,000ft). The good thing was that our guide, Celio, was completely
understanding that we were still adjusting to the altitude, so he took baby
steps the whole time and didn't make us climb crazy hills or ruins. [As many of
you know, I walk incredibly fast. Next time you want me to slow down, just take
away half of my oxygen... that should do the trick.] I was also in full zombie
mode by this point. Several times I realized that I was just standing there,
staring at Celio or the scenery with my mouth hanging wide open. The really unfortunate
bit is that Celio taught us SO MUCH about the Incas, Cusco, and other things,
but I remember almost none of it. Darn. After seeing several sites of Incan
ruins, he took us to the Cathedral in the Plaza de Armas. My one complaint
about this tour was that we spent an hour in the Cathedral. My dad and I were
used to popping into cathedrals, taking some pictures, wandering briefly, and
leaving within 20 minutes, but Celio wanted to explain every aspect of the
Cathedral to us. Given that I hadn't been absorbing any other information that
afternoon, I could've gotten away with 10 minutes in there. After the tour we
walked less than a block to a restaurant called Incanto and had quinoa soup
(not as good as the one Daniel makes in Zuleta!) and some kind of quinoa main
dish. Then we went another block or two to our hotel and crashed.
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| This is where the Incas would perform sacrifices. |
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| The Cathedral in the Plaza de Armas. |
Thursday we
had an all-day tour of the Sacred Valley. First we ate breakfast at the hotel
and heard the firecrackers that call people to church, and then we were picked
up and put on a bus of Spanish-speaking people. We ended up switching buses at
a little bus "terminal" to an English-speaking bus with Alfredo,
quite possibly the worst guide I've ever had in my life (which should become
evident a bit later). Before I get into the tour, here are a couple notes about
the driving: double yellow lines (indicating that you can't pass) mean
absolutely nothing, it's completely normal to shoot to the center lane in a
roundabout and then swerve across the outer lanes when you want to exit, if
there are two lanes of traffic moving in the same direction, apparently it's
okay to cut inbetween them going the opposite direction, and if you're not
constantly laying on the horn, you must not be from around here.
Back to the
tour - we started by making a quick stop at a vista point overlooking the
valley, and then a few minutes later we stopped again at a market. We paid to
explore the Sacred Valley, and our second stop was to a market which had the
same souvineers that every other market in South America seems to have. Good
use of time. After that we drove up a very large hill to get to a big Incan
terrace site. There were something like 11 of us tourists - some had gotten
used to the altitude, but an older couple, a couple that had just flown in from
Miami, and my dad and I were still trying to adjust. When we started the climb
to the top, I asked Alfredo twice in less than 5 minutes if he could slow the
pace. His response was to just keep climbing and leave the slow-pokes behind.
When I FINALLY got to the little house at the top (where the others had been
for 5-10 minutes already), Alfredo came over and said "you take your
picture and then we go back down, okay?", to which I replied "no, I
want to take LOTS of pictures, and I just got here so I'm not about to climb
back down". Once again he left half of us behind while leading the other
half down. With the pace he was keeping I was sure we had a lot of things to
squeeze into one day. Unfortunately, half the places we went were markets where
he likely earned some commission off of our purchases for bringing us to them.
I wanted to punch Alfredo in the face when I realized he rushed me up and down
a mountain at something like 12,000 ft of elevation so that we could get to his
precious market that much faster. Jerk.
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| The little bump in the top center of the picture is the house we hiked to. |
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| Pisac market! Very colorful (and cheap). |
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| Where we ate lunch! |
After the
Pisac souvineer crafts market we headed off to eat lunch at a really nice hotel
in the valley. It was a HUGE buffet lunch with a variety of meats, sauces,
salad things, sushi, grains, and desserts. Our table was looking out on the
nearby river and was right by some guys who were playing music on traditional
instruments. It was such a nice and relaxing change from the rest of the
morning. Despite all the wonderful food, none of us wanted to stuff ourselves
because we knew we had to endure another long drive in our van. Fortunately the
driver went a bit easier on us after lunch (as in making sure the front AND
back sets of tires cleared a speed bump before accelerating again). Our next
stop was the Ollantaytambo fortress which was huge and looked magnificent,
especially at that time of day. Alfredo must have turned over a new leaf,
because he kept the pace slow while we were climbing, and when we got to the
bottom again, we were only missing one person! After the fortress we had one more
stop at Chinchero, where we saw a demonstration of washing and dying wool. This
was actually really cool because they use a plant called the "shampoo
plant" to clean the wool - when you grind the leaves and mix with water,
it makes soap! They also use anything from dirt to bugs to get the basic
colors, and then mix with other types of powders or rock crystals to change the
shade. I bought a shoulder bag here, and probably paid more for it than at
another place, but the demonstration and explanations were really awesome. We
finally made it back to Cusco around 7pm, and my dad and I grabbed a quick
dinner before heading home. It was a LONG day.
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| Me with an alpaca in the morning... |
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| ... and again in the afternoon! (check the fork) |
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| Ollantaytambo Fortress |
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| Look at that fit! The knobs helped with transport. |
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| Floating stairs |
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| Note the perfect Incan parts and the not-so-perfect restored parts. |
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| Wool-dying demonstration - you can even kind of see a stripe in the middle wool indicating where she added powder to change the shade. |
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| Lunch on the train! |
Friday we
took the Vistadome Train to Machu Picchu! It was a 3-hour ride that got us into
Aguas Calientes (the town below Machu Picchu) around noon. [[Side note: the
planes and trains here have MUCH better food than in the US - on this train we
got roasted potatoes and cheese cubes in yummy seasoning, a quinoa dish,
cookies, and a drink. Our plane rides have included things like scrambled eggs
and ham, bread rolls that are relatively fresh, fruit, and other edible things
that I've actually consumed and enjoyed.]] Anyways, a guy from our hotel was at
the train station and took our bags ahead. Another guy was supposed to take us
to Machu Picchu, but he told us we could stop by our hotel first to check-in
and see the room. That sounded fine to us, so we wandered down to the hotel
(the last one on the block before the road to the ruins) and took our time.
Then he finally stuck us on a bus to go up to Machu Picchu. That drive was
incredible! Okay, it was also switchbacks the entire way in a bus, so it was a
little terrifying, but there were mountains completely surrounding us and it
was just an incredible sight.
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| View from the train. Notice how brown everything is. |
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| View from our hotel balcony. Notice how green everything is! |
When we got
up there, our guide surprised us by saying we were over an hour late... WHAT?
Apparently the guy who picked us up at the station was supposed to send us
DIRECTLY to Machu Picchu so we could get to our tour on time. He must not have
been aware of that. (I definitely thought it was strange that a porter was
taking our bags down the road when we were walking there ourselves.) So our
guide said that we could either start our private tour with him right then and
only get the abridged version (something like 1.5 hours), or we could wait that
1.5 hours and go on the 3pm tour he was leading for a larger group of people.
We opted for the shorter tour, and honestly it was still fantastic. I would
have been pissed if he had said things like "over there is this really
cool thing, but we don't have time for it". He still covered a ton of
information and we walked around a lot of the ruins. It was amazing!! The sun
was shining right on the ruins when we caught our first glimpse, and it just
made everything seem alive. Turns out the Incas were pretty smart in the way
they built their city - the perfect fit of the stones, the location of doors
and windows, the way they tapped into natural water sources... everything was
so thoroughly planned. When the guide had to go meet his other group, he
pointed out two locations that we should definitely check out on our own - I'm
so glad we did, because one of them (up near the top by the guard house) is
where my dad and I got some great pictures of the entire site. Seriously, I don't
know how else to describe Machu Picchu other than amazing and breathtaking
(literally and figuratively). You should probably go and see it for yourself...



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| This room is nifty because there are two main windows that let in direct sunlight at each solstice. |
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| Three windows, one for each element (they only believed that fire, water, and earth were the basic elements). |
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| I wish those Incas had thought of hand rails... |
Toward the
end of our visit it started sprinkling, so we figured it was best if we headed
back to the hotel. (My dad booked this 2-week trip though a travel agent, and
she had a free night at this 5-star hotel, which she threw in for free as a
thank you for booking with her.) This hotel (SUMAQ) was basically the Ritz
Carlton of Aguas Calientes. It was so nice I wanted to cry. We each got queen
beds (as opposed to fulls at some of the other hotels) with about a dozen
pillows each, the room was spacioius, the bathroom was HUGE, the tub had jets
in it, and we had a balcony overlooking the river. The one problem was that
there are not screens in the windows, and the bugs go crazy at night, so it got
quite warm with the windows shut. Other than our room there was a bar on our
floor where we got free pisco sours (Peru's national drink), there were guest
computers as well as wifi, the floor below was where meals were served, there
was always tea in the lobby and freshly baked things during tea time every
afternoon... it was so nice. The meals... absolutely fantastic. At dinner there
were waiters standing around the perimeter of the room ready to get you
anything. For dinner I had a Sumaq salad (cannot remember what was on it, but
my dad has a picture of it), spaghetti with yummy sauce, a variety of ice
creams, and lemonade... and this was all included in that free night! No wonder
the Incas settled here... it's right by the SUMAQ Hotel!!
Saturday
morning we had the largest breakfast buffet I've seen in a long time - there
were cereals, chestnuts, about 8 types of bread, a variety of fruit (I tried
Opuntia cactus), yogurts, juices, bacon, sausage, pancakes, crepes, eggs, rice,
turkey, cheeses, etc. That day we had early morning tickets to Machu Picchu so
we could see the sunrise if we wanted (we opted to sleep instead). Honestly, we
had seen just about all of it the previous afternoon, and we were exhausted
from all the travel in the last two weeks, so we just wanted to relax. It was
also good that we slept in because it was overcast for most of the morning, and
it rained periodically throughout the day. The "unfortunate" part was
that our train ticket had been modified (for unforseen reasons, and at no cost
to us), so instead of taking the Andean Explorer (one step above the Vistadome
and second nicest on the route) at 4:30ish, we were scheduled to take the Hiram
Bingham (the classiest and most expensive train, named after the American
explorer who discovered Machu Picchu) at close to 6ish. So we had a lot of time
to kill. My dad and I wandered around the crafts market right by the train
station for an hour or so (and ran into a couple from our Sacred Valley tour),
and then we returned to the hotel to get massages! This was pretty much the
nicest massage I've ever gotten. It was 90 minutes of pure relaxation. My dad
got a hot rock massage which I found hilarious, because just earlier we were
talking about how we hate being too warm and stuffy (like in the hotel room
with the window closed), and when he walked into his massage room he said it
was something like 150 degrees in there, haha! Overall, the massages were fantastic
and a great use of our time.
After that
we sat in the lobby for a bit longer since we still had a while until our train
left. We were even around until tea time, during which we ate quite a bit of
banana bread and drank a bunch of tea. At this point I was considering what I
could take to decorate my South American shrine room in my house (you know, the
one I don't have). I had already contemplated sitting in our jacuzzi bathtub
with my comforter wrapped around me, holding onto the little clay Inca people
that decorated our walls, and screaming that they could never make me leave...
but I figured being kicked out by security wouldn't be the most gracious way to
end our free stay. Anyways, the most that I took were the extra shampoo,
conditioner, lotion, and soap bottles in our room (so at least my shrine will
smell the same), and like 20 coca tea packets from the lobby. By that point we
realized we wouldn't be getting into Cusco until 9pm, and we hadn't actually
eaten lunch, so we walked up the road to grab a quick bite before the train. We
both got an order of fried cheese sticks with guacamole. They were delicious...
and possibly our worst decision of the trip. We knew that we would get food on
the train, but we figured it would be just a little snack basket like on the
way down... we forgot that we were taking the Hiram Bingham back.
When we got
to the station, there was a separate entrance for Hiram Bingham passengers to
go to the luxury lounge. They didn't check our passports (rich people never
lie...), they gave us cold towels to wipe our faces with, and there were
musicians inside serenading people as they sat on comfy couches. As soon as we
sat down, a guy walked over to take our tickets, and he worked some magic to
get us better seats than we originally had. If we had sat there much longer,
I'm convinced we would've gotten free champagne and appetizers (there were
half-filled glasses around the room), but we were escorted to our seats on the
train. We ended up at a table for four, but the other side was empty, so we put
our bags there (and had so much leg room!). There were fresh roses on every
tableclothed-table, wine glasses, window curtains... it was amazing (and should
have cost over $300). We had so much wonderful food on that ride - it started
with some kind of squash appetizer thing, then soup, a basket of different
breads, a duck appetizer (first time eating duck), tenderloin beef, some kind
of dessert, a second dessert of little bite-sized fancy cookie things on a
silver platter, and unlimited wine. For free. I am horrified to say that I
literally could not finish my tenderloin beef because I had filled up on fried
cheese sticks. :-| It was a fantastic ride though. The bathroom was even
amazing - there was a wooden toilet seat, a fresh rose next to the paper
towels, and the window was frosted so people couldn't see in (unlike another
train we passed). Before getting to the station, two guys even came into our
car to play traditional music and welcome us to Cusco. By that time I was
threatening to sit in one of the bag racks and hold onto the coat hangers for
the rest of my life, forever riding from Cusco to Machu Picchu and back. I also
wanted to take the curtains for my South American shrine. This was after my
fourth glass of wine, but I don't think that had anything to do with it...



When we
finally got to the train station in Cusco, our driver took us back to our hotel
(and tried teaching me Quechua along the way). We spent the rest of the evening
repacking everything since my dad was flying home the next day, and I had to
switch hotels (to something more along the lines of MY budget). This was
seriously a first-class day for us.
I think I'll stop here, as
the next part of my adventure covers Lake Titicaca!